Welcome to 110 MHz the Flying Tigers hour
Question: What has a whore
in common with the bus company?
Come on quickly
I'vejust composed a new song
Stop! Don't sing, or I'll kill myself
Lung, never mind him Go on!
What has the bus in common with a whore?
Anyone paying can get on
Why does Dolly havejagged teeth?
Because no dentist can get close to her
What would a bald Michael Jackson look like?
Like an M & M chocolate
Why do Africans wear no undies
while eating?
To keep flies away from the food
What is it that is hard when inserted?
But soft when withdrawn?
I don't know
A stick of chewing gum
Dirty, cheap, but
with artistic achievement, it's exciting
What is it that is dry when put in?
But wet when taken out?
And keeping people awake too?
I know, picking the nose
Shut up! Is a teabag
Well done, well done
$25, please
I'm not getting off I want to keep listening
Now it's my turn to sing my piece
My wife is beautiful, my wife is old
Chin Cheng, sing to AIDS
Only your song can destroy them
Ladies and gentlemen, Ti is competing again with the "whore" taxi gang
Be there
Okay
Drink it
Great!
Your turn
Come on
Hurry up
Drink it
Are you all right, Yun?
Don't overstretch!
Drink
Drink it then
Come on!
Drink
Great, fantastic!
Let Lung drink it if you can't go on
Nonsense, Lung is our Captain
It is an honor to drink for him
Be prepared to lose the bet
Right
Drink it quickly to earn their respect
Great!
Already drunk?
Your turn
Where's Lung?
He will come back for the news
Good
The vinegar's finished
Drink it
I can't hold on
You dare to drink Brandy with me
Keep drinking vinegar if you've got the nerve
Now it's a matter of guts
We may compete in eating
wasabi, pepper
or compete in pissing
What have you got to compete with him?
Lung, come and compete with me
Wait
Kuei, your front light is still on
Thank you
Get me a bottle of wine I'll drink with him
Emperor Hirohito will be buried this afternoon
President Bush and representatives
from 150 countries
will attend
End of this newscast
Good night
Cheng, thank you
Don't mention it
Kuo, time's up Let's go
Sorry, I liked to help but
Lora rejected it on procedural grounds
It's that bitch again
Don't talk back!
Yesterday a university studentjumped to death
His girlfriend called and wanted to talk to me
You're not on duty Let the reporter on duty handle it
Well, forget what I've said then
But don't you fuss about how I look on camera
You want me to let appear on camera without bras?
It suits me because I have no bust
Better than you
shaking your tits on screen
Be prepared for breast cancer if you want a good figure
Damn you, bitch
This is not America,
HK people prefer soap opera to News
Why is the other station's Monday News Program such a hit?
We could be successful
every day of the week
If we have the budget,
we could telecast live from the moon
They have micro wave,
and soon ultra-sonic
What have we got? Only a telephone line
And it doesn't even work properly
Bastard, staring at her all the time!
Don't drink so much if you can't hold it
Whose turn is it tonight to have her?
What? To have her?
Have her?
Tonight it's her turn to have you
In fact, this tomboy
wants to conquer women
but doesn't have the right approach
She doesn't want men
but owns what men wants
Good philosophy
I think of a song "Because of That"
Lung, tonight's your turn to take care of her
Let's go
Because of That
The World Bank
estimates the 3rd world's growth rate
would fall to 3%
from last year's 11%
The Four Dragons
of Asia are showing
signs of slowing down this year
Jenny Tung, Arta TV, reporting
An L. P gas tank
on Tsing Yi Island
Police and Fire Services
are helping evacuate people
Three estates
were affected
Arta TV reporter Jenny Tung reporting
All executives over 40
should have annual checkup
Awake?
I'm not drunk Let's drink again
Damn it!
You're awake Let me go to the toilet
After pissing, I'm a bit soberer
I want to go to piss too
The proposals include
extending legal aid to
director posts from the 4th to the 5th grade
She really has it
You won't love because you don't want to bejilted
That's like giving up eating
because of constipation
You said that yourself
No more constipation now, I can eat
Why do you like her?
I'll remember
what she said to me all my life
What did she say?
She was in my car once, and she said
Wish you luck, chauffeur
Yeah?
Yes, a common remark but
expressed when she stared at me most uncommonly
I dreamed of her for two successive nights
She's my hope
Too bad you're not interested in girls
and don't know about love
Driving a car is better than "driving" a girl?
Buddy
A girl can be "driven"
is a worthless girl
So I prefer secret love
You know what secret love is?
No
I've been in secret love with her for several months
I dreamed she said to me once:
Come on, Lung!
So I must try
to get her attention
You did all the talking
Idiot, love me
and see if I know it
Newsroom
Is Miss Jenny Tung in, please?
Wait
I'm Jenny Tung. Who's it?
I
Uncle Kuei calling 7th Squadron; urgent
I'm Lung. Speak up
Great robbery on Madam Street, Wanchai
Don't ever drive there
Stop
Are you going to Kowloon City?
No
Don't move
Keep calm
Keep away!
Don't be afraid. I'm a good man
How's it?
You're hurt
Don't worry, although I'm a taxi driver,
I was one of you guys too
Let me take
care of you
Why didn't you let me cover that shooting case?
You must be biased
We had someone
to do it
Wish you'd marry a man
with big chests
bushy nasal hair
and an avalanche of dandruff
who has nightmares,
gnaws teeth and curses
Crazy
Jenny Tung, yes
Where are you?
Don't tell anybody I'll come right away
Get out
You're
You know me?
I'm Chang Hsin-lung,
we've met before!
I'm Jenny Tung
I'm your idol!
Where's that thug?
Come here
Come on
Roll camera
Wait a minute Let me take him out
Well, don't move
Let the police fix everytthing
We may call the police now
Please describe
how you caught the thief
You organize what you're going to say first
It's all organized
Okay, ready
Bang, bang; I ducked left the right immediately
Terrific I crouched down immediately
and so did he
I held my breath, so did he
I saw him breathless, and thought something happened
Where's Lung?
He's gone to make a statement with the police
Is that so?
Yes
That Tomboy can't control her feelings
If I were she, I'd run my head against the wall
Ti
Want to out drink me? You're welcome
Lung's terrific
Terrific my ass! He would die for a girl
Ti, have you ever loved
What? Want to fuck me? Want to check me out?
No, take this
What? Be friend with him?
You want to lose your virginity
Lung
Fantastic!
It's nothing
I've written a song for you
You're a hero today, have a feast you may
Stop singing It's terrible!
Isn't that girl nice?
Super!
In what respect?
Good education, good skin, good figure
You think you're good for her?
I may not be well educated, but I'm intelligent
Right, Lung is well learned
I wrote a song paying tribute to your wisdom
Lung's good, Lung's nice, Lung's great
That sounds more like talking
You have taste for talent
Singing requires skills
Breathe from the abdomen
and close, the anus, then sing...
With a smell of shit
Said so on the radio
Wrong
He said to hold your breath, not anus
There's no difference, same principle
No difference?
Is going to Macao going to "anus"?
And you call the last position
in a blackjack "anus"?
Is "same family background"
the clatter of the anus?
And you take a goalie
for a "burst anus" too?
You've hurt his pride
None of your business
That thug may come out to chop you
What happened?
None of your business
Miss Tung, you know me? I'm Lung
If you don't mind, let me take you home
You work hard for us,
I should help you
Flag down
Take me to the police station then
I'm on business
Go to the police station then
Miss Tung, you know me? I'm Mei
If you don't mind, let me take you home
You work hard for us,
I should help you
Driver, see where Miss Tung is going
Bye-bye
Go, go
Miss Tung, I have high admiration of you
If you don't mind, let me take you home
Go away
Out of the way
Or I'll get someone to arrest you
Never mind Somebody's coming to pick me up now
Thank you, good night
Jenny, are you all right?
You again! Are you going or not? I'll get you
John, don't hit him
The flowers
Forget it
Jenny, are you all right?
Jenny, it's for you
Hold on. Thank you
How about having tea with me?
You are crazy
Lung calling Kuei
Kuei speaking. What's it?
Kuei, anything special in Lockhart Road?
A gambling joint gives $100
for every customer you send to
Good, thank you
lmpossible Wait
Miss Tung?
I'm Lung
Lung, I'm in a rush!
Mine's more urgent
There will be a robbery at a gambling joint
Police arrived yet?
Soon
Where?
Lockhart Road
Wait there, I'll come right away
How's it going?
Coming out
Get down
Microphone, give me a microphone!
Someone's going to rob
that gambling house
You can't stop here Drive away, please
Yes, sir
Let's go
It's dangerous
Yes, dangerous
Not dangerous
Run
Hurry up
It really is dangerous
This is first-hand info!
We're not war correspondents
Calm down
Roll camera
Don't run
After him
Where's the car?
Stop
Keep away
Kuo
Watch out
Kuo, take this side
Come on out
No, I'm not doing
Come on out
Let me help you
Can you do it?
I used to take wedding movies for people
Don't go away
How's it? Have you taken it?
Yes
Go over there
Don't! I'll kill you
Get him!
Blood Over there is a shoe
A knife
Over there is a hand Have you got it?
Zoom in
There's a head, get it!
The thugs are all gone and police are arriving
Come out and get hold of the camera
You're good for nothing
Get up. Luckily Lung helped us
I'll kill you if we haven't got the pictures
Thank you
May I ask you to dinner?
Yes, call me
Give me the microphone
Okay, camera
A large gambling house
up here was robbed by
5 Vietnamese tonight
The employees chased them
We snapped the fight as we happened to be on the spot
Not bad
Really?
Try hard to do better
Who is it?
Lung
Ti
Sorry,
I was mad at you
It's okay,
we're brothers
I know you're having dinner with Miss Tung tonight
I come
help you out
Good
Miss Tung is a well-educated girl
She's different from the factory girls you used to know
I'll try to be prudent
Wrong, factory girls are conservative
An educated girl
should be more open
So you must be
straightforward
What if Miss Tung really is liberal?
I'll show you a girl's
erogenous zones
Where?
Palm, ear, neck, back and knee
We won't go that far so soon
What if she suddenly grasps
your hand and stares at you?
No
You can never tell
If you grasp her hand and feel her palm
she'll be turned on for sure
Let me give you a demonstration
You're different from a normal female
Will you react?
Of course not Come on, take my hand
Is that right?
I'm coming
Okay?
This way?
Okay?
A girl's most sensitive part is the ear
Remember to close your eyes when kissing her
Otherwise, you'll become cross-eyed
Come on
Is it okay for me to kiss you?
Don't be mushy Come on
Coming
Come on
I'm coming
Well, come on
Am I right?
Your reaction's funny
Why is it so windy?
Did I hurt you?
No, you didn't Come on this side
Want me to come over again?
You don't go to bed with her that soon!
A girl may pretend to pace up and down
Come on, kiss here
Come on
Are you all right?
Put on yourjacket now
I'm going
Have you made a reservation, Miss?
Yes, thank you
Go in
Miss Tung
You don't recognize me because I am all dressed up!
Right
Thank you
Sit please
What will you have? Everytthing's expensive here
But I've saved all my money
for this meal
I'm a vegetarian I have a salad
Please, waiter
Lung, what a coincidence!
Last time he helped take my mother to hospital
She's all recovered now Thank God
Thank you very much, Lung
He's a good guy
You taxi drivers
must get along with people Right?
Yes
Lung
What a coincidence!
Thanks for taking care of my retarded sister
It took you
the whole day
Thank you I must leave
What a coincidence!
Lung, what a coincidence!
The accident,
my son survived
He's discharged now. Thank you
He wants me to thank you that you didn't hit him that hard
How nice It was a narrow escape
I must leave
He's a good fellow
Why have you so many friends in this restaurant?
They're all my buddies,
but I didn't expect them to do this
It's good to have friends
You were calm that night
No, I am too emotional
Ajournalistic report
should leave thejudgment to the public
I put too much of myself into it
I think it's good to be exciting, just like movies
News coverage is different from movies
No difference The idea is to attract viewers
Right
I really wish to cover bigger news stories
What will you have?
One salad, on pork chop
Salad, pork chop
I wish I could be a vegetarian all my life
Honey
How did you know I was here?
On a tip-off
This is Lung. My friend John
Boyfriend How do you do?
Lung? Are you wearing a college tie?
But you sure don't look like my schoolmate
What's your name, sir?
Lawyer Liu. What do you do?
Metered vehicle controller
Lawyer Liu, what do you do?
I'm lawyer
It's my treat
Order anything
Nobody treats me for over 10 years
I should be paying, I owe Lung one
I recently got a case,
taxi driver raping a passenger
You know Chen Chiang and Liu Ching-peng?
No
A taxi driver
may have fantasies
Especially those about sex
There are bugbears in the legal profession too
Yeah
But an educated villain
fares better
The judge rules differently Right?
Is Miss Tung a university graduate?
A modern family must've at least 2 university graduates
Only then they'll have a good future in this computerized society
If I had 2 children,
I'd sure support them to university education
Do you know of a survey report?
A taxi driver sits too long is apt to
have testicle defects
This may effects his reproductive ability
You'd better get a medical checkup
Lawyer Liu, what will you have?
He asks what you want
We have different occupation makes us hard to communicate
I speak as a lawyer
What's wrong with you? You look strange!
Maybe the smell of the taxi
makes me sick
I don't know her
Get in first
Lung, I must get back to the TV station See you
Lawyer Liu, do I smell?
Did we do well just now?
Of course not
I told jokes,
she heard them all
She told jokes in English, I didn't get a word
Her boyfriend was there too
For my future I'll offer a reward
I'll pay you $50 if
you keep me informed of anything that's news worthy
Then I'll call her at once
She'll be happy
to receive my first-hand info
And call me to her mind
You're being exploited
I've never dated a highly educated person before
This time I must make it
A college girl is beautiful; a college girl is wonderful
Let's do the drinking contest again
In what?
Loser drinks it,
let's do foreign conversation
A glass of beer! Why take the trouble?
I'll drink it now
It's urine
What?
OK, we'll take the challenge
Let's speck Vietnamese
Come on. One who can't make 10 seconds loses
Lu Fan, start counting
Okay, start
Great!
Your turn
Easy You do an opening
The following Vietnamese broadcast
is the new government policy
Good, well done
Go on. You speak first
Let's compete in English
Loser drink urine
Good morning, sir
Can I help you?
Go to Hilton, please
Yes, sir
Have you been to Hong Kong before?
Yes, I did
This is your tip
God damn it
Time's up
Thank you, sir
Your turn, doctor
I forgot I didn't know English
I'm worse than you
Drink the piss
English? Why not?
Yes
My friend,
all blood, big pan, see doctor
No taxi, no bus, no van,
no "dasi"
No quail, no face,
motor car, ball out
Walking seven-eleven
Good morning, thank you
Fuck you, OK?
Great!
What is "Dasi"?
Any such word in English?
Bus is "Busi", Taxi is "Taxi"
So, MTR is "Dasi"
You're cheating
What?
Yun, hit him
How dare you?
Hit him
How dare you
Yun
Great!
There's none better than you
Hurry!
Don't get me involved
Interview her
There are so many of missing girls
It's not news-worthy
What is it?
What?
You want me to cover this nonsense?
You don't think
spilling shit is unique?
There are more plane crashes than spilling shit
Lung, are you going to
the "whore" taxi team race tonight?
No
Lung, what about Deep Water Bay?
No
Lung, you've parked here
the whole night
Will you try hard to help me get info?
Stop! Don't go!
Don't worry Though I'm a taxi driver
I was one of you guys
What are you doing?
Don't move
You dare to hit a police officer!
Sit for a while
Thank you, brother
It's okay
That cop was not badly hurt
otherwise you'd be driving your taxi in prison
Yes
The statement's ready
Read it over and sign it
Miss Tung
Lung, frankly, I'm grateful for your help
but now my boss and colleagues all call me a fanatic
If keep on doing this,
I'd be out of a job
Next time I'll get you some better info
Next time?
Be a good taxi driver; that's what Jenny wants of you
Don't give her any more info or trouble
Sorry
And don't call her any more
Goodbye
Do you want a ride?
No, I've a taxi
And hope too
Taking an overcoat to Thailand?
That damned Lora must've done it
A special program
for a poor TV station?
Maybe they want you to take a leave to cool off
Will you go with me?
I have court dates
You keep the key
Thank you
Miss Tung, sorry, let me say 'sorry' to you
Why it is not locked?
Who are you looking for?
Miss Tung
We're taking a bath
Do you like her?
Yes
Shame on you! Are you good for her?
Only people from the same background are compatible
College boy for college girl; architect for architect
Cook for waitress; pilot for stewardess
Doctor for nurse
What if you meet a college girl?
What do you want to tell her?
High level for high level, low level for low level
I'm the grassroots level
The grassroots don't mix with the roses
Grassroots are for the cows, to be trampled on
Roses are for admiration
Don't ask if Jenny likes you
Ask if you're good for her
John
Okay, I'll tell him to go away
Miss Tung said you're a nuisance
She wants big news, not you
She won't see you any more
Go now,
or I'll sue you for attempted burglary
Your company
Even beasts bully me
I'm going to get you
Guard office?
Yes
I'm a friend of Miss Tung, Block B, 6th floor!
Help me drive away
that maniac at the staircase
Okay
We've got something
Who are you looking for?
Miss Tung
She said she doesn't know you
Coming to make trouble?
There was a tiger coming at me
Tiger coming at you?
Only a cat!
A tiger is of the cat family
Don't you know it?
Cat family? Tigerfamily?
If you didn't know Miss Tung,
I'd throw you to police
Get out quickly
There really is a tiger
Get lost!
An intruder
Lung, they thought you didn't come
Don't you have to drive a whore to her client?
Not so early
Lung, how can you avoid a lost in love?
If you were the only man
in this world
or there were no girls at all
or all men
have disappeared
There's still another way out
Since discovery of
suspected girl's palms yesterday
police continued to find suspected human parts
in three different locations
These human parts belong to different bodies
believed to have been thrown away after mutilation
Jenny, it's for you
Thank you
Miss Tung, this is Lung
So it's you
I want to talk to you
I'm busy now
It's about Hong Kong Butcher
How do you know?
It's first-hand info
Where shall we meet?
The old restaurant
Okay
See you tonight
Okay
Miss, have you made reservations
Yes
Miss Tung
It's been a long time
Last time we sat on the same table
Yes
Sorry for giving you so much trouble
I didn't know missing teenagers and spilling shits are not news
Never mind
You like big News?
Of course, the more sensational, the better
I've a news for you exclusively
No thanks A hefty rise in taxi fares?
You don't believe me? Come with me
I've arranged it all for you
What's this?
Ribs
What ribs?
The ribs below a man's chest
Calf ribs, hand ribs, leg ribs and spare ribs
You are
It's a starry night tonight
This scalp
Don't be afraid, Miss Tung, I won't hurt you
Don't you want big news?
A world exclusive?
I've already arranged everytthing for you
Come to my home Put me on camera
I'll take you around to dig them out
The world-famous butcher talks
Interview me
Did you kill them?
Something wrong
A weak TV station can thrive
not by means of equipment
but by events
The world-famous
butcher agrees
to describe his crimes What's wrong with that?
But if we know the criminal
without reporting it
it means accessory after fact
If I'm an accessory afterfact and he kills more people
I've committed a moral crime
and will be ruined
It doesn't seem worthwhile
Are you really giving up?
I won't do anything bad for my reputation
OK, I quit
I'm taking this to the other station
Jenny
I'm taking it to the other station
Come back
Don't, the other station may hear that
Didn't you say it's a scoop of global scale?
If you take it over there,
I'll get fired for sure
And my reputation will be ruined too
Jenny, I've been nice to you
Promise me this
Consider I know nothing
Consider we haven't talked
Have everytthing ready and go to Lung's home
Inot!
Anyway, you'll be protected
Okay?
OK
Jenny, it's quite dangerous
Are you ready?
Let me show you something
Can I photograph them now?
I'm Chang Hsing-lung, 30, a taxi driver
I killed 6 men from October
last to January this year
I left behind some of the organs at home and
dumped others into the river
I admit I'm a killer,
but not a pervert
I'm more normal than any normal people
but I'm in love with news reporter Jenny Tung
She's taping these for me now
When I saw her
at first sight
my right eye was taken away by her
She wanted to get a sensational news
So I killed,
to please her
Sit down first
I wanted to use unforgettable method
So I arranged for her to interview me
to introduce my inner self to the world
the tragic mentality of a man who is lost in love
Miss Tung will rocket to fame for sure
Miss Tung, don't feel sorry
I did everytthing by myself
I feel sorry for those six deads
My deepest sympathy to the bereft
They were great They gave their lives to
let me show the power of love
I'll give up and getjailed
But can imprisonment clear me of my crime?
No, it can't
That's not being fair to the murdered
Photograph me
If I killed myself before the TV camera
wouldn't it be more sensational and helpful?
Don't be silly, don't
It won't work
Keep away
Go on
Keep away
If you don't, I'll stab harder
Who'd take care of you if I were dead?
Lt'd be a pity to leave you alone
Don't die, don't die
Come here Let's get married
Don't!
Let's die together
Come here, let's die together
and we'll marry in hell
Come here
Open up
What happened? How come?
Please go in
Police Superintendent Chen, Lung's still alive?
Yes
Why don't we prosecute him?
It's over 48 hours
That's why
I've released him
Released him?
We have all evidence against him
Now, what about my TV special?
In the bottle is the human flesh
Why no evidence?
Look closely There are 4 of them
This is pork, this, beef,
this, pig and tripes
This is the famous Shanghai chicken
None of the things found in his house
is traceable to the deceased
What about the skeletons unearthed?
They are props only, Mr
Why did he stab himself
with a switch-blade?
He set it up for the sake of your Jenny Tung
We must sue him as a matter of routine It could be real
Have we got
enough evidence?
Have you ever been reprimanded by thejudge?
Suing someone
who bought pork, beef and chicken
All the Hong Kong people will be in jail then
What now?
We've already sold our Special to stations all over the world?
My reputation's ruined
Jenny Tung, you don't have to go on
Police Supt Chen, did the suspect say
anything happened to Jenny Tung in the house?
What do you mean?
Did the suspect threaten her, for instance
to do something against her will?
According to his testimony
she did everything in his home
of her own volition
Sorry
Did he do it to her?
Do what?
Having sex
Having sex?
I tried to take her statement on that
she dept smiling without answering
Outrageous!
He's coming out
Get over there
Why did you make such a serious joke?
Because I was anxious to see Miss Tung
Have you been secretly in love with her for long?
That's an embarrassing question
Would you kill for her?
No, I don't have the guts
The real killer is still at large
Do you think what you did
would stimulate the killer to do something else?
I know the killer's motive well
according to my psychological research
But it's too dangerous to talk too much about that
Is the man from Monday News here?
I'll kill you
Kill me
All wiped out
John
The line has been cut
It's full. Go away
Do me a favor, it's urgent
It's overloaded
Thank you
Go away, it's full
Someone wants to kill me, sir
You again?
Yes, you don't believe me?
No, but I'll take your record first
What's your name?
My god!
I already said I didn't do anything with him
Never mind if you don't believe it
Not my fault
Miss Tung, this is Lung
You're now in danger Let me come and explain
Creep, don't let me see you again
If I do, I'll eat your flesh
again and again
Nuts
What are you up to? Let me lock up the back door
You've ruined me
I was scorned and lost my boyfriend
Even the TV station has fired me
The weak TV station is getting weaker
Get out when you wake up
Go now
How can you get out so soon?
Someone wants to kill me,
and you too
Go now
Just now that
Who?
I hit...
Go now
Hurry up
Thanks for your help You take care
I'll find a place to hide
Bye-bye
Everyone has his choice
Give me back the key
Jenny
Does it hurt?
Why are you still here?
Where are you going?
Any place that's safe
Come with me
Close the window
Wait for me
Lock it up
Tsai, Ti
Stammer Boy, where's Ti?
She went to Shenzhen, will return tomorrow
Shit!
What are you doing?
Someone wants to kill me and Jenny Tung
I must find a place to hide
Call
It won't help to call police They don't trust me
I must leave
Wait, go to my family's house in Yuen Long
Where we barbecued last time?
Right
Don't tell anybody!
Bye-bye
I'll be with you after work
Thank you
How's it?
We have a place to hide Hold the key
Stammer Boy, it's closing time Go now
With wine, I stay No wine, I go
Why are you so fluent now?
Have you been here before?
I think so
Not bad
What shall we do now?
Let's settle here for tonight
Would that killer follow us up to here?
No, Yun's robust, and a 6th grader in karate
If the killer comes, he would kill him
I feel cold
Cold? I'll go outside to get some fire wood
Not so cold now?
Why do you love me?
I don't
You don't?
You gave me first-hand info, false info too
You played a killer and feigned to kill me
Now someone's really coming to kill me
and I've lost my job
You did all that and you said you don't love me?
I have no nerve to love you
I worship you
When was that?
One day, when I watched TV news and saw you sitting elegantly
like an angel singing Holy Night
And you stared at me and smiled
I touched the TV set, and it was cold
But your smile was so warm
You've never seen the rude side of me
Ajacket on top and shorts at bottom
I know you wore no bras three times...
Blind men's eyeglasses
Is that so?
Yes, on 24/3/1988, 14/7/1988
and 17/1/1989
What's so funny?
I didn't laugh, you laughed
You're the one who fooled me,
you're the one who saved me
And you're the one...
who love me most
Miss Tung, you don't have to love me
Just because I love you
I have a small request
What do you want?
Can I kiss your cheek?
Thunder! Thunder!
Don't be scared!
I'll do it right next time
Got anything to eat? I'm very hungry
Wait
Let me
What for?
Shall I slice some pork for the noodles?
Go now Enough
Why don't you leave?
Yun is the Butcher
He killed many and put the organs inside
Go now
Don't play that trick again!
Would you want an interview again
or get another house to hide?
Don't fool me
I am not
Go now
I'm back
Why are you back so late?
You're cooking, let me help you
It's hot Open the window
There are mosquitoes
I'm scared of mosquitoes
Don't worry
No mosquitoes with windows closed
The ceiling is high here
My grandma hung herself here
You're getting on well in your feelings
They're done. Sit down and eat
Long live, Lung!
Same to you
Lung, are you cold?
No
You'll feel better after eating
You don't like these dishes?
I have something better You've never tasted before
Wait
It's human flesh!
Good, I preserved it in high-grade Shaohsiung wine
Don't try anything foolish
Eat, it's nice
Eat
Eat more if you're hungry
Eat
It's nice, really nice
Eat some more then
Okay
It's nice, eat some more
Enough
Eat, eat them up
Eat
Lung,
why do you always go against me?
Sorry, Lung
You always teach me how to do things right
I'll neverforget you
Let's go for a walk and see
if we can meet new girls
Okay
Wait, have some more
What now?
Take your time
Help!
Don't, please don't!
Help!
What's it?
Let me down and fight it out
Come on. I'm not afraid of you
Let's be civilized
Jenny, Lung, where are you?
Come out
Who are you?
Wake up!
I'll charge you with imprisonment and rape
I'm a lawyer Let Jenny go
I'm the owner of this house Lung is my friend
He and Miss Tung schedule a candlelight engagement
They are so happy; they're stoned
What? Engaged to her? Just who he is?
A lowly paid taxi driver
Lung can switch jobs to please Miss Tung
Switch jobs! Why, he's still a cabbie
Nobody with $30,000 a month
is good enough for Jenny
Cabmen have questionable
psychosis or physique
One or both
$10,000 for you to get Miss Tung in the car
I'll drop the imprisonment charge, okay?
Not good enough
All right. Another $20,000 and tell me
whether they held each other's hands
No
Did they kiss?
No
Really no?
Really no
They made a scene in here
Once out...
they looked proper and prim
Dirty, filthy!
That tomboy is the worst
She made Jenny
suspect me
What tomboy?
That woman who drives a taxi
You called her names?
Right! $30,000 for beating her up
What for?
I'll give you $100,000!
I'm also a taxi driver
You insulted my lover
I'm a pervert, so what?
You like her
I'll put you two in a jar
Yun
How did you come here?
Peter at the bar said Lung would be here
The lawyer came to the bar for Lung and Miss Tung
So I take him here
Want to do Lung and Tung a good turn?
You set them free, please
No
Then what are you after?
Unless...
I'll teach you girls' erogenous zones
For you to seduce them successfully
Lung, are you all right?
What's that?
Unless...
I know
You want my virginity?
You get it But set them free
Take me and they get free It's a deal
Lung, listen, listen carefully
Remember the one who surrenders
her virginity for your sake
Remember her, Lung
All right, we go
Strip!
Make it snappy!
Continue; faster, faster!
Take the clothes off!
Take it off. Strip!
Lung, don't forget the one
who takes off her bra for you!
I've stripped down Your turn
Take off!
Okay, strip
Eye stab, throat lock, ballsy probe
Coming!
Go now
Miss, think carefully Is there something else?
No, that about wraps it up
Thank you
Not necessary
I don't think I'm good enough for you
as I can't ditch the girl
who sacrificed herself
Goodbye
This interview must be great news Bye
Ti
What's that?
I
Why staring like that?
You are naughty
Ti
How are you?
Fine
We're tit for tat